Episode 3: Cavemen Prostitutes

Well. Let's just call it a learning experience. Pilot episode number three sees us attempt to improve on last week, with little success. Blame the old laptop. I think we got the levels of our voices balanced correctly, so at least that's something. This episode's mistakes include:Average audio quality. The persistent whirr is really, as pretentious TV writers like to claim, another character of the show.Stilted moments arising from arguably ridiculous topic of discussion.Attempting to atone for casual racism of last podcast and then making it worse.Egregious factual inaccuracies.At this point it's starting to become a habit.

Episode 2: Immortality and Appropriate Eulogies

Phew. Glad we got that first episode out of the way. And you'll be glad too, because this episode features OCCASIONAL improvements. This is probably part two of us getting our shit together in what we shall henceforth lovingly refer to as our pilot episode triptych. This episode's mistakes include:Average audio quality. (Yes, folks, that's an official bump up from the first episode. Our levels are more balanced, and there are no creaks, but a new computer fan whirr joins the list of things to fix next week.)Too much housekeeping, including lengthy introduction and formless structure.An unfortunate amount of discussion about rapists.Egregious factual inaccuracies.Still, progress is progress.

Episode 1: One Way Ticket To Mars

Oh boy. The first episode. I get why people do pilots of shows now. We learnt so many things after this one. This episode's mistakes include:Terrible audio quality. Yeesh. Sorry. So many creaks and clinks. Nick's too loud. Ben's too quiet. We know. Sorry.Structureless meandering. We were figuring it out as we went along. Rambling intro, abrupt ending.None of the hosts ever looked at the camera.Egregious factual inaccuracies.By almost every metric, this episode should have never been released. Enjoy!